Cat Lady – capo II
			copyright Wanda C. Metcalf  2012



My sister thinks one cat's enough     			G D G       
I have three cats which is plenty                              C D G
Ellen and Kate all together have eight                     D  G
And I know of one person with twenty                    A7 D


G                C                G         F#        Em           G             C                       D   (  3x )         
How many cats does it take til you're called that loopy cat dame down the street?
How many more must appear at your door before your collections complete
How many felines must crowd round your plate before you're afraid to eat meat.
C         D       G F# Em  /      C      D      G
The answer of course is two more than you've got, 
the answer is two more than you've got.


G                C                G         F#        Em           G             C                       D   (  3x )
Is it too many cats when they fill up your bed? you can't sit, cause they fill all the chairs?
Is it too many cats when your vacuum goes dead and refuses to suck up the hairs
When you buy kitty snacks in the handy twelve packs
And the hairballs pile up on the stairs
C         D       G F# Em  /      C      D      G       
The answer of course is two more than you've got,
the answer is two more than you've got.



G                C                G         F#        Em           G             C                       D   (  3x )
You once cleaned the litter box two times a day, but now you have gotten too lazy
You know there are many black cats in your house, but the sum of their numbers  is hazy
What total of cats means you've gone round the bend? How many cats defines crazy?
C         D       G F# Em  /      C      D      G       
The answer of course  is two more than you've got,   (2x)