Fitting In - (no capo) copyright Wanda C. Metcalf 2012 C Am Dm G Fitting in has always been something of a fight. E Am D G I manage to do something that someone thinks ain't right (4 beats) Am (4 beats, alternating base) Am E Am E I went to a Cougar meetup group Am E Am And saw the women there Am E Am E Often sported long red nails Am E Am and carefully coiffed hair. Dm Am They said 'You're not a cougar' Dm E In fact, to tell the truth - Am E Am E Am E Am Your age and frumpy clothing? You're more a saber tooth. Dm Am Dm E You make our prey uneasy They said please go away Am E Am E Am E Am They milled about and I slunk out In haggard disarray interlude – Dm Am E Am Am E Am E Am E Am So I went to an atheist meetup group Who beat their chests and cried Am E Am E Am E Am 'Religion is an opiate' | And then we went inside Dm Am Dm E I said 'My God, its cold in here!' And they gave me such a look Am E Am E Am E Am I felt myself grow smaller Cause that was all it took Dm Am Dm E They said you're not an atheist You've given yourself away Am E Am E Am E Am In fact, in times of peril We suspect you pray interlude – Dm Am E Am Am E Am E Am E Am So I went to a folksong meetup group where people seemed less tense Am E Am E Am E Am I followed this with other acoustical events Dm Am Dm E And they haven't thrown me out yet - Except for this one guy Am E Am E Am E Am And if they keep accepting me I'll stay until pigs fly interlude – Dm Am E Am