NH Freestyle copyright Wanda C. Metcalf 2013 I can't do the G C Monkey, Funky Chicken or the Grizzly Bear G D the Foxy Lady, Poxy Priest or Pi 'R Square G C the loop-d-loop or chicken coop or prickly pear G C/D G But I can always do NH freestyle G C You wave your arms and lift a leg \move almost to the beat G D You to-and-fro your rump, then shuffle on your feet G C You bend your knees and bob your head and then you spill your drink G C/D G And that's how to commit NH freestyle G C There's no way you can tell if someone's doing it right G D You squat on your heels unless your jeans are too tight G C You bounce up and down and let out a yell G C/D G And that's how to commit NH freestyle G C There's no way you can tell if someone's doing it wrong G D The same moves mostly work for any old song G C You jerk yourself around and then go into a spin G C/D G And that's how to commit NH freestyle G C Can't do the Monkey, Funky Chicken or the Grizzly Bear G D the Foxy Lady, Poxy Priest or Pi 'R Square G C the loop-d-loop or chicken coop or prickly pear G C/D G But I can always do NH freestyle