The Schadenfreud Sisterhood- capo II copyright Wanda C. Metcalf 9/2013 Am G Am The sisters had a scheduled monthly meeting Am F E Tho it had been a year since they last met Am G Am The five of them embraced their kin in greeting Am E7 Am and that's the most congenial it would get Am G Am Each found a place where she could sit in comfort Am F E And poured herself am ample glass of wine Am G Am Then they began indulging in the classic sport Am E7 Am Of enjoying others misery and decline Am G Am They laughed about the way in which a twister Am F E turned trailers in a park to origami Am G Am A local 2-yr-old had shot his sister Am E7 Am A preacher had been swindled by a swami Am G Am The sisters paused to pour another round Am F E They took deep breaths as if perhaps they'd smother Am G Am Then having let their energy rebound Am E7 Am They sweetly smiled and turned on one another Am G Am I hear your husband lost another job Am F E Is it true you're dating yet another lush Am G Am That girl your son is seeing is a slob Am E7 Am Your daughters getting married. What's the rush? Am G Am Soon the monthly meeting had dissolved Am F E With everybody leaving in a huff Am G Am Someday the sister's rifts may be resolved Am E7 Am But a month will probably not be time enough