– Craig's List - MSW	
			copyright Wanda C. Metcalf  2010


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One night at my computer when petulant and bored
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I sought for new distractions that I'd not yet explored
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I clicked the link to Craig's list and started looking round
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And in Men seeking Women this is what I found...


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I'm sexy and athletic. I just turned twenty six.
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I like to watch sports on TV, especially the Knicks.
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What is your favorite sports team? I like the Red Sox, too. 
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So write me if you're pretty and under twenty two.


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I'm witty, tall and handsome. I'm told I'm lots of fun.
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My life is much more stable now that I am thirty one.
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After much reflection, I've decided that I'm straight
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So write me if you are a girl, and under twenty eight.





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Will you Meet me for a drink tonight? It seems that I am free
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A rugged well built specimen approaching 43.
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My other plans fell through, but I am still hoping to score.
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So write me if you're willing and under 34.



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Hello, my name is Stanley. I'm married but discrete.
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I'm 52, a business pro, and really want to meet.
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Well educated ladies and for this grand occasion.
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Please be  under 35 and preferably Asian.



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I'm active, fit and 61, just barely in my prime.
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I'm looking for a woman to help me pass the time.
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Riding on my Harley will make you feel alive.
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So write me if you're single and under 45.







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Hello out there I'm 82, but look and feel much younger.
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I'm looking for a lady fair to satisfy my hunger.
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I had a prostate problem, but now that its been fixty.
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Write me all you sweet young things if you are under sixty.


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