A Girl's Trailer is Her Castle -no capo copyright Wanda C. Metcalf 2012 A D The cat barfed on the bed again last night E A I know she didn't mean to, but that doesn't make it right A D B7 It wasn't Fancy Feast, but you'd think she could at least E A Keep it down or keep it out of sight A D And maybe it is time to change the sheets E A Maybe it is time to clear the floor A D B7 But cleaning is a hassle, a girl's trailer is her castle E A And besides nobody visits anymore Next Tuesday I have got a date in court I guess I should wear clothing of a more distinguished sort I stashed some over here, oops! Thats where I spilled the beer Oh, well the skirt was probably too short (chorus) I finally had a visitor last week A friend from school, but I forgot she was a neatness freak She was patient and forgiving, but she dissed my style of living And I wound up trying to throw her in the creek. (chorus) The cat barfed on the bed again last night.... Repeat 1st verse